Re: ｐｏｓｔ ａｎ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｊｏｋｅ!
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Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:59 amby Startedraining
"it's like soccer but with a ____"
Re: ｐｏｓｔ ａｎ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｊｏｋｅ!
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Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:06 amby Saphira127
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Nate( his brother )'s house. But when he got walked on the road, his foot got stuck on a piece of gum and he had to cut off his leg. So, he went to the house across the street, on one leg, and knocked on the door. When someone ansewered the person looked down at his leg and says," oh would you like a bandaid and ice for that?" The chicken said yes and went inside. Once he was fixed up he asked the person what his name was. His answer was Nate. But the chicken's brother was a chicken, not a man. He asked the man if anyone else's name was Nate and he said yes, his neighbor. So the chicken hobbled over to the neighbor's house and asked him what his name was. He answered Chase. Even though the chicken knew this was not his brother, he still went inside when the man asked if he wanted to join him for dinner. The chicken sat down at the table and asked what they were having. The man answered chicken. The chicken asked the man what the name of the chicken was, for it was always custom when eating any sort of animal. The man answered Nate, the son of Chris. The chicken was the son of Chris. They were eating his brother. Well, at least he was delicious. The neighbor was not lying when he said Nate lived here, he lived in the backyard.
Re: ｐｏｓｔ ａｎ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｊｏｋｅ!
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Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:44 pmby Startedraining
"why is it pointing east?"
Re: ｐｏｓｔ ａｎ ｉｎｓｉｄｅ ｊｏｋｅ!
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Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:09 pmby NightAssassin
"Genesis"
I walk home with one of my friends after school and we pass this house that's up for sale every single time. The house has one of those signs stuck in the front yard with the name of the real estate company selling it. The sign outside of this house said "Genesis" on it and for two days in a row, my friend just started complaining that she was tired and just dropped all her stuff like the drama queen she is near the sign. It was really funny considering I watched the
Terminator movies and of course all you fans know about "Genisys." (Ya know, Skynet and stuff?) My friend didn't get it even after I explained it but it's still funny. I once forced her to stop at the sign for a few seconds randomly because I felt like it.