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what NOT to say to a newbie
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Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:21 amby interestingword
I've seen this game on Chickensmoothie, and thought that Eldemore could use it too! It's very easy, just answer the question above you absolutely wrong, and then ask another question.
Example:
user one- what is a forum?
User two- a forum is a the noise a sloth makes when it's hungry.
Who is Steve the Stump?
And so on. I will start!
What do colored names mean?
Re: what NOT to say to a newbie
Posted:
Tue Mar 25, 2014 9:51 amby skepticalish
That they ate pancakes for breakfast
What is the codex?
Re: what NOT to say to a newbie
Posted:
Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:24 amby Zick3
The codex is a big and mighty drake who guards this site.
How can I start a trade?
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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie
Posted:
Tue Mar 25, 2014 10:26 amby skepticalish
By yelling at the top of your voice "oh great drake I wish to start a trade"
How do I adopt pets
Re: what NOT to say to a newbie
Posted:
Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:24 pmby interestingword
Throw an animal at the computer, and it will be transported to your homestead instantly.
How do I post something?
Re: what NOT to say to a newbie
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Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:10 pmby Zick3
Pm five different staff and say them what and where you want to post.
How can I get tokens?
Re: what NOT to say to a newbie
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Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:01 pmby Werewolf
You have to name all of your pets Steve and chant, "Tokens! Tokens!"
What's an ancient?
Re: what NOT to say to a newbie
Posted:
Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:08 pmby Foxe
A random old dwarf dressed in overalls smoking a corncob pipe.
Re: what NOT to say to a newbie
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Tue Mar 25, 2014 5:46 pmby mkairalla1
A randome old dwarf dressrd in overallsand smoking a corncob pipe
how do i get to my homestead?
Re: what NOT to say to a newbie
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Tue Mar 25, 2014 6:01 pmby interestingword
You don't, the homestead gets to you...slowly driving you mad because you can't find it, and then it appears, long after you've gone crazy. ^_^
Where is the index page?