what NOT to say to a newbie

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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby autumnposs » Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:49 am

Because it sat in the sun too long and all the color drained out.

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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby TrashFan » Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:22 pm

Because they need to watch their weight.

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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby Sphye » Sat Nov 11, 2017 6:48 pm

Lore is the thing that you throw into the forums to catch piranhas. They can be ravenous, watch out!

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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby autumnposs » Sat Feb 10, 2018 1:42 pm

It isn't anywhere, not yet. To unlock your avatar you have to correctly answer a question in this forum game because you forgot that you're supposed to answer with something ridiculous. Then you have to pull a cat out of the clouds and it will give you your avatar.

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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby Sphye » Wed Mar 07, 2018 4:57 pm

If you pet a cat that isn't yours, it will teleport you to Numair's realm. Someone who is decidedly not Numair will then produce 16 cats (that are not yours) that will pet you.

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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby Coyote » Thu Mar 08, 2018 4:53 pm

    Baubles are used as a free pass. If you break a rule, you can use baubles to bribe moderators so that they don't punish you. This only works because moderators are specifically selected for their obsession with shiny things. Baubles are otherwise useless.
    Please don't break rules, guys. DX

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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby Sphye » Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:43 pm

Oh, wee one, forum games are as ageless as the concept of a forum. If I recall, that means the Ancient Greeks had them. To host a forum game, you must dig through the spookiest linen closet that you know of. Your forum game will be sitting in a small shoebox towards the back. You may host the game in a forum of your choice once you have found it.

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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby cathahaha » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:57 pm

Eldemore is as old as its oldest creature.

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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby Lucikan » Wed Apr 04, 2018 11:17 pm

You can PM someone by spam clicking a pet, it's asking you to: Pick Me!


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Re: what NOT to say to a newbie

Postby Silvereil » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:23 am

Step one: Get a sharpie. Black works well for these purposes. Step two: Post a post on the forum. Something simple like "Hello" will do. Step three: Take the cap off the marker. Step four: Write your name on the screen at the end of your post. Step five: Step back and admire your handiwork. Step six: Repeat this process each time you make a post. Note: If your screen turns black to the point where you can't see because of all the signatures you made, you can take your computer to the sink and wash it off. Be sure to use plenty of soap! Warning: You may have to buy yourself a new computer.

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