It's hard to explain. You should try it yourself to find out. Here are the steps:
1) Type "cheese" into Google Images and print out the first image that comes up.
2) Tape the cheese picture to your back.
3) Go outside and dig up a handful of dirt.
4) Sprinkle the dirt under your pillow.
5) Perform the most stupidly complicated yoga pose you know of and take a nap on the dirt-sprinkled bed in the pose.
6) Wake up at 2:30 AM the next day and you have officially succeeded at blushing.
What's a mushroom?
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xxxx"The Universe is under no obligation
to make sense to you."