Eldemore

Granted. You complete a piece of writing. That is the only writing you complete. Every other project or work is left half finished.

I wish I wasn't so busy and actually had time to sit down and relax.

You can sit down and rest as much as you want, but, no matter how hard you try not to, you fart confetti every time you sit down and rest. Congrats.



I wish I could sleep whenever I wanted to!

You can sleep whenever you want to but each time you fall asleep you end up staying asleep for an entire week before you wake up again o.o

I wish I had enough revision cards to finish my History notes - they're running out and the shop is out of stock ;-;

Granted, but with your loss of pickiness also comes a loss of discernment. You now must have an 'all or nothing' attitude when it comes to eating, buying products, selling something, or anywhere else where pickiness is required. The phrase 'if the shoe fits, buy it in every color' now fits you 100% because you don't have the pickiness to discern exactly which thing to buy, so you get them all.

I wish I could sustain my life as it currently is without ever having to have a job.

Wish granted but you accidentally knock it out with a critical hit.
I wish I could sing really well.

Granted, and you become such a popular singer that everyone wants to hear you. Between international concerts, TV appearances, and writing your own songs, you have only one hour a day to relax and sleep.

I wish I could disappear into a fictional world of my choosing.

Sure, but your a hated bad guy that no one likes.

I wish my wrist stops hurting ;-;