Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:42 pmGranted!~ It looks kind of old, and smells like a messy garage, though. Is it worth risking? That smell could be antifreeze.
I wish I could compose music.
I wish I could compose music.
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:42 pmRe: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:52 pm- Granted! You become a famous composer and everyone praises your work as if you were a modern classic. The only problem is that while you've achieved success, you're never quite personally satisfied with anything you compose. It bothers you that everyone loves your work when you can so clearly see the imperfections in it. True happiness evades you.
I wish there were nicer bathrooms at my job.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:00 pmGranted!! Several budget cuts are made, including to your wages/salary, to renovate the bathrooms. All of the janitors strike over the cuts to their wages/salary, so although the bathrooms are now nicer, they quickly become disgustingly filthy.
I wish the oceans were healthy and safe from threats like coral bleaching relating to environmental change.
I wish the oceans were healthy and safe from threats like coral bleaching relating to environmental change.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:14 amGranted! Now life is doing so well that it is evolving. Creatures never seen before come from the depths and new dangers make the oceans no longer a place to swim or even travel through with anything less than a heavily-armored battleship.
I wish that traveling wasn't so expensive so that I could go places more often.
I wish that traveling wasn't so expensive so that I could go places more often.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:07 pmGranted! Travel costs drop slowly before reaching a steady, affordable average. However, the availability of means of travel plummets. Tickets for airfare, trains, even buses are booked up years in advance, and lining up travel to anyplace that would require a layover or change of transport is nearly impossible.
I wish I were physically stronger.
I wish I were physically stronger.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 9:29 amgranted, but you accidentally hurt all your friends when you want to hug them, because you get way too strong
i wish i wasn't tired 24/7
i wish i wasn't tired 24/7
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 11:10 pmGranted! Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, you are not tired! You're never tired! You're not free of the physical results of not sleeping beyond tiredness, though. You feel fine, but your brain really needs that rest, and it's super hard to get any sleep when you just can't feel the need.
I wish that birds would perceive me as a friend.
I wish that birds would perceive me as a friend.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:43 pmGranted! Birds in your area are now all capable of using social media and exclusively want to talk to you, every day, all day.
I wish I lived somewhere where it rained more.
I wish I lived somewhere where it rained more.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:44 amGranted! Effective immediately, you will be uprooted and moved to the village of Mawsynram in India. As one of the rainiest places in the world, if not the rainiest, it sees an average of 375 inches of rain per year. Go big or go home, right?
(Honestly, other than the "immediate relocation" bit, I feel like this kind of rocks?)
I wish I didn't sleep through alarms so easily.
(Honestly, other than the "immediate relocation" bit, I feel like this kind of rocks?)
I wish I didn't sleep through alarms so easily.
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:00 amGranted, I have rigged up your alarm to several magnificent speakers that are loud enough to vibrate your entire house. No more sleeping through the alarm.
I wish people drama didn't exist.
I wish people drama didn't exist.