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Re: That's not a Salad, That's my WIFE!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:31 am
by Aralas
Belinda pulls out a turkey from her back pocket and throws it at Skypole
"HOW DARE YOU SCREAM AT ME"

Bilbo wonders if anyone knows that he's fallen into a hole

Re: That's not a Salad, That's my WIFE!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:38 am
by Startedraining
"Where did that even come from omg -" Skypole is then hit in the head with a leg of the turkey.

No one notices that Bilbo is gone af

Re: That's not a Salad, That's my WIFE!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:16 pm
by Aralas
Belinda screams at the moon like a cage hyena desperately wanting her flower children

bilbo is a skeleton but still alive because his heart is not a skeleton yet

Re: That's not a Salad, That's my WIFE!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 2:41 pm
by Startedraining
Skypole is probably underground, fighting a battle of wits with a colony of worms. He is probably losing.

Gomdrup starts crying, because Belinda has the worst sounding scream. Like, seriously it's the worst.

Re: That's not a Salad, That's my WIFE!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 9:46 am
by Aralas
bilbo plucks skypole out of the ground with his skeleton bone hand and pats his face

"what a flufferbun you are"

Belinda shouts at Gomdrup even more than before because he is acting like a child.
She then proceeds to ask him if he would like to pick smelly mushrooms with her and her new found pet rock

(what even is the plot supposed to be for this roleplay I can't remember)

Re: That's not a Salad, That's my WIFE!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 12:53 am
by Startedraining
(something about a forest and rabbits)

Skypole screamed and started crying at Bilbo, not because he was a skeleton, oh no Skypole wasn't afraid of that. His bones were chilly.

Gomdrup decided that the one way to stop Belinda's horrible screaming was to eat her left foot. It wasn't what he wanted to do, but he had to. For the children.