Iggi the Iguana

[weaselaferret]

Once upon a time, there was an iguana called Iggi. Iggi loved to sit around and eat egg bake, play Wii, and gossip. Poor Iggi got so fat that when he broke his leg, his arms couldn’t reach his crutches! Also, Iggi was almost broke because every time he played Rapala Fishing, he ate the T.V. when he caught a fish. One day Iggi lost his job (!!!) and soon he was completely broke. When he begged for egg bake, everyone slammed their doors because he was fat and looked well-fed. Soon, when winter came, Iggi died of starvation and cold. Now, Iggi shares his life story and gossips with the other angels. One day, God kicks Iggi out of people heaven (he must have gone there by mistake) and sent him to lizard heaven. And that was the last of Iggi, because there is no lizard heaven.