Eldemore

Yesterday a mini jack Russel terrier tried to square up with my dog. My dog is a pitbull husky mix, standing on two legs, he's taller than I am at 5'2" . (And my dog wouldn't hurt a fly btw. He was so happy, he thought he made a new friend. xD)

ToyaKazaki wrote:

People falling over.

You know the thing where people pull the chair out from under someone and they still try to sit on it, but fall onto the ground instead? I totally did that *on accident* to my husband. We were at his dad's and he was standing up talking, there was a chair by him, but he wasn't sitting or even acting like he was gonna sit (omg I am laughing as I type this xD). So I moved the chair and sat in it. About the time my butt hits the seat I look up and he is starting to sit, right where I moved the chair from, it was too late to stop him. Needless to say it was a good laugh. And honest to goodness I was *NOT* trying to do that to him.

I called to schedule an appointment somewhere. A lady answered the phone and said her name is Natasha. In the conversation, she asked for my email to contact me later on. My email has the letter M in it, but she misheard it as N, and when she was verifying, she read off the letters of my email, and said...
"N as in...?"
"..."
"..."
(she's obviously having a brain-fart moment and can't think of something that starts with an N)
(I don't want to interrupt in case she says something right before I clarify)
(by now like eight seconds of awkward silence has passed)
(she laughs nervously before saying quietly...)
"N as in Natasha...?"
(more nervous laughter before I laugh too and make the correction)

I dunno why, that just cracked me up so bad, it still does.

I realized after looking around on my profile that the 'average post' counter has me making 11-ish posts a day, whereas I haven't even posted a page worth's of results this year.
I wonder when it'll slow down!

I was using Google Translate on this sentence written in Gaelic in a book of mine, and I ended up with 'son of the hot wheels', and had to quickly leave the room to keep from laughing hysterically. XD

(To be fair, I actually didn't type it correctly at first when I got that, but still...)

Oh Google Translate, you do amuse me so. X3

I'm so used to where all the links at the top of the page used to be that now that they've shifted slightly because the Explore link is gone I keep accidentally clicking on the Bazaar link instead of Forum ^^'

I clicked on a GTLive video and this League of Legends advertisement came up. It's just so hilarious. XD I can't stop laughing at it. I had to resurrect this thread just to share this with the world. XP

i was looking through my old posts on here and noticed that i used a tiny smiley face at the end of my sentences SO OFTEN. why though??? c: cx :p