what NOT to say to a newbie

[cathahaha]

you click it 10000000 times.
how do I adopt?

[Pappillons]

This is complicated. You see, first, you need to buy all the pickles in your local store. Then, you need to turn the pickles back into cucumbers. Once you have your cucumbers, you eat them. There, now your snack is over. Now, for adopting, you want to go out on to the street, wearing a shirt that says 'I likes meh sum pickles' and yell "AAADOOPPPT!!! ADDOPPPT!!!" then, magically, you will get more pickles.

How do I report someone?

[carmel]

You report someone by giving up adopting pickles for a week and then a unicorn will come to you and you say 'blah blah' and then at the end you say 'mischief managed'.
Wink.

How do I post on the forum?

[cathahaha]

scream I want to post
how do I get a token?

[Secret]

Okay, you know those people with coloured names? PM them saying that you want Muzu's soul. I'm sure they'll give you a couple feathers then ^^


How do I change my avatar?

[Giant Talking Banana]

You have to very carefully pick up your avatar, go to the nearest parking lot, and smash it on the pavement. Then, pick up all of the pieces and re-arrange them to how you want them. Remember, pick up EVERY SINGLE PIECE or it won't work. After you have your avatar how you want it, tape or glue all of the pieces back together. Stick it back on your profile page, and there you go!

What does 'RP' stand for, and why?

[CopyKittyCat]

It stands for, "Resting poop" because whenever you post on a RP thread you have to know the exact time you went to the bathroom ^^


How do i adopt a pet?

[Sphye]

By not saying "resting poop" ever again. I can guarantee that this will improve your quality of life, even if it does not, for some reason, result in adopted pets. XP

How do I search for another member?

[Giant Talking Banana]

You type a five paragraph essay to an admin about every single username in Eldemore, and ask official permission to go to one of the user's profile pages (You must also ask for a letter written in molten gold to be sent to your actual home). This process should take 3-4 weeks. *IMPORTANT!* Right after you finish typing the essay, hit preview and then close tab. If it doesn't work, try fifteen more times with different essays.

What is the codex used for?

[Sphye]

I dunno, maybe you should look it up in the codex.


Where do baubles come from?