Corrupt a Wish

[SnowyRose]

Granted, but they go on a people-eating rampage 24/7.

I wish that I could teleport into my favourite show (Miraculous Ladybug)!

[cubbie16]

Granted, but you couldn't fight along side Lady Bug or Cat Nior.
I wish I could skateboard

[Sphye]

Granted. You can skateboard. You can only skateboard. You are banned from places that prohibit skateboarding, because you can't stop. Showers are rather difficult now.


I wish I better understood color.

[Bayonetta]

Wish granted, you understand color so fully that you see colors that normally wouldn't hurt your eyes, but begin hurting your eyes, slowly turning you blind, allowing you to never see color again, making it harder and harder to understand color, because over time your memory fades of what it looked like.

I wish i could get rid of all this easter chocolate.

[Sphye]

Granted. You set it on fire, because what problems doesn't a little arson solve? The wrappers look really neat as they burn. Who knew that chocolate wrappers burned so colorfully? Quickly enough, the flames spread to the floor as you watch the colors of the candy wrappers that are still burning. You don't notice the extra fire until too late. Your room is on fire, and you leap through the window since the door is rather on fire, too.

Your house burns down. No more easter chocolate, or any other clutter, for that matter!



I wish for better memory.

[ThisUsernameIsTaken]

Granted! But the only thing you can't remember is how to breathe.


I wish for a Iphone

[Bayonetta]

Wish granted! But it turns out the iphone is a ticking bomb, and each time you use it counts down slowly to your untimely demise! As such, you never figure it out until its too late, you've already gone onto the afterlife! But your iphone is fine! Ready for the next person to have it and suffer the same fate!

I wish for chocolate ice cream.

[rainbowunicornlover]

Granted! But it melts onto your new clothes, and ruins it.

I wish for unlimitted baubles!

[Sphye]

Granted. The next few bazaar releases receive ultra-common-to-uncommon rarities, and it's easy to see why. Hundreds and thousands of bazaar pets reside in your homestead, and you are soon after banned for what most logically seems to be hacking. The bazaar pets on your account are deleted, but the unlimited baubles are still there... if only you could access your account.


I wish for a reasonable amount of confidence.

[muriel]

granted, but now no one enjoys your company



I wish i could do this term paper right