Corrupt a Wish

[Farrah of Eregion]

Granted, but now others make blonde jokes about you.

I wish for people to think.

[Castiel]

Granted, but then you stop thinking. XD

I wish I could get highlights

[Farrah of Eregion]

(Unfortunately, I so saw that coming XD Oh well. I'll give up thought so everyone else can think.)

Granted, but they're temporary.

Umm...I wish for delicious food.

[Castiel]

Granted, but then I eat it. XD

I wish for coffee

[WolfyAlex]

Granted, but you spill it on a dog

I wish for telaportation

[Farrah of Eregion]

Granted, but you've teleported to a parallel universe and can't get back.

I wish that cows could do laundry.

[turtle]

Granted but then they develop advanced ways of thinking and take over the world as we know it, making humans their slaves. Don't let cows do laundry, they're dangerous I tell you, dangerous!


I wish I hadn't ran out of chocolatley cereal :c

[Castiel]

Granted, but then I eat your chocolatey cereal. -.-

I wish that I could see a moose.

[turtle]

Granted but then it knocks you over and runs away.



I wish my bird would stop making super loud noises this early in the morning.

[Silverfang]

Granted, then it makes super loud noises when you're trying to fall asleep. xD

I wish for the power of fire. (Please make the corruption creative...)