Corrupt a Wish

[Farrah of Eregion]

Granted, but now your laughter sounds like crying children.

I wish I had a dragon as a friend.

[interestingword]

Granted, but he/she has a really short lifespan and dies a week later. I'm sorry for your loss. </3

I wish for an acceptance letter from Hogwarts.

[turtle]

Granted. However the school shuts down mere days before you can attend it.

I wish Sim 3 took less time to load.

[Lukeila]

Granted, but as you try and save your game you realize that it's now glitched and you're unable to save anything.

I wish that I was able to speak to animals.

[scmarshtacky]

Granted, but they are constantly complaining and none of them have anything pleasant to say to you.

I wish to get an 'A' on my Biology exam tomorrow.

[Orchid]

granted but you look awful with blond hair!!!
I wish i could communicate with plants

[interestingword]

Granted, but little did you know that they insult anything that moves, so whenever you walk past one it insults you. When you try to talk to one, they just shout more insults, get stressed, and wither.

I wish I had some cardboard.

[kyojuro rengoku]

Granted, but as soon as you get the cardboard, it starts raining, destroying the cardboard.


I wish for the Doctor to come and get me D:

[turtle]

Granted but then he forgets you on a deserted planet.


I wish my physics homework would do itself.

[interestingword]

Granted, but as it works it becomes sentient and goes on a rampage, causing the Doctor to pop up and force it to obey its own laws. He then invites you on an adventure, and accidentally returns you the day after the homework was due. You got an F.

I wish that you would corrupt this wish.