Corrupt a Wish

[rainbowunicornlover]

Granted but you dont know how to do anything else
I wish for a pet unicorn!

[Sphye]

Granted! Your pet unicorn is incredibly aggressive, and particularly doesn't like your parents. Your parents say that you can't keep the unicorn, but because the unicorn was granted magically through a wish, you're stuck with it. You aren't magically stuck with your parents, though, and after one-too-many attempted stabbings from your horned friend, they pack up and leave you.


I wish I was a fast learner.

[rainbowunicornlover]

Granted! You are a fast learner but a slow writer.

I wish I had legendary pets on Eldemore

[remnants]

Granted, but you get locked out of your account.

I wish it would storm.

[cubbie16]

Granted, but then lighting hits you and you die.

I wish I was ruler of the night time. (Kinda like Luna from MLP. I'm so childish XD)

[Sphye]

Granted. You become a powerful being, linked to the night in ability and folklore. To ensure that you are never linked to the sun nor day, you are essentially a vampire, and will be severely burned by even the fainted amount of direct sunlight. You kind of need the vitamin D associated with sunlight, though. Stuck between a rock and a vitamin-deficient hard place.


I wish that I didn't doubt myself so often~

[remnants]

"but then lighting hits you and you die." I laughed so hard oh my g o d

Granted, but you become so sure of yourself that you believe that you can do anything, which leads to you doing something reckless and most likely extremely dangerous, such as jumping from the top of one moving car to another with a pair of very sharp scissors pointed at your stomach.

I wish I had a dog. :c

[Sphye]

Granted. Your dog needs constant veterinary attention, they are very resistant to most training, and anything of yours that they can reach faces either being chewed on or used as an indoor restroom. They also bring in ticks all of the time, and they're prone to tripping you and guests. They follow you everywhere, somehow managing to escape every time you leave the house and keep you from entering any place that doesn't allow pets.


I wish I had earplugs or something to cancel out the sound of my siblings's screaming.

[valiant-quest]

Granted, but then they get stuck in your ears and you can't eat anything.

I wish that the Doors of Oblivion closed.

[Sphye]

*gentle cackling*

Granted. The Obsidian Gates are resealed at last... with you on the inside, and Oblivion out. It's horribly hot inside, filled with the sounds of screaming and the scent of death and decay. You have no idea what's going on outside the doors-- which may very well be a mercy, given that Caladaer and Sorren are susceptible to the Curse, as well as all of your bonds and companions and those of your friends and family. Maybe you'll enjoy the solitude after a while.


I wish I could travel whenever I wanted to.