Corrupt a Wish

[valiant-quest]

Granted, but it was because you lost your job and didn't have to ask your boss to leave. Because you had no boss.

I wish that Eldemore was real, and I could travel to it.

[Patch]

Granted, but you can't bond with any creatures.

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I wish that I wasn't lactose intolerant.

[remnants]

Granted, but it turns out you simply don't like things with lactose.

I wish it was summer.

[valiant-quest]

Granted, but it only lasts for an hour and then it's fall.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Mira]

Granted, but it's too giant for you to eat.

I wish to watch some animes

[Sphye]

Granted. They are not good anime. Whether for poor dubbing in a version you can't find subs on, for themes that you'd need to shield your eyes from for the next three weeks, or for the lowest-budget animation imaginable, you only get to watch bad anime.


I wish I had the motivation to prepare food more often.

[valiant-quest]

Granted, but the food you are motivated to make tastes really bad.

I wish Eldemore was real.

[Sphye]

Granted. You're still the Sealer, and you released Oblivion, and everyone you love dies as a result. The world becomes ashen and grey, and you are left with guilt for it all.


I wish for ctrl+Z for real life.

[scmarshtacky]

Granted, but ctrl + Z is action based, so every cellular action that the body makes would be recorded in the "history" and it would have to be undone one single step at the time. Even so much as the twitching of a finger would take a ridiculous amount of time to undo using ctrl Z.

I wish I could find a perfect anime/manga to watch/read.

[Sphye]

Granted, but you have to create it first. It is guaranteed that your anime or manga will be perfect, though it is very possible that it will never break obscurity. Even so, you still have to put in all of the work involved in bringing it into existence before you can appreciate it.


I wish that I could purify any water to being drinkable by touching it and meaning for that to happen.