DarkStarWolf53 wrote:So far, the worst book I've ever read was :The Fault in Our Stars" (assigned reading).
Yeah, it was pretty bad. The characters did not talk like teenagers, and instead talked like pretentious, pseudo-intellectual wannabe-philosophers (especially you, Augustus).
Still not even close to the worst book I've read. That honor would go to
Antigua. It's a fantasy book that reads like a bad fanfic. The amazon page I linked to has an excerpt:
"Vorltrarr let out such a loud noise that the ground shook! Then fire came right out of his nostrils. The Wizard Thandorfur held his mighty wand up toward the sky and yelled, "Mighty clouds of the sky, I call upon you to bring forth lightening to destroy the Dragon Vorltrarr!" Large lightening bolts came out of the clouds toward Vorltrarr. One lightening bolt struck Vorltrarr and wounded him, but it didn't destroy him!"That was an exact quote. No, it wasn't a quote by a character with poor grammar, that's how the entire book is written. I swear I'm not making this up. And that quote doesn't even begin to show the overuse of exclamation points in this book.
Everybody should read this book. It'll be the worst book you've ever read, but it sure does have entertainment value.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.